the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country